I know I am going to take a lot of heat for this one, but I’ve had just about enough of Skinny Jeans. Jeggings and Ankle Jeans are just special cases of Skinny Jeans, which I will get to later. But first, let’s talk about the monster in the room. Skinny Jeans.
Skinny Jeans have their place. They make it much easier to tuck your jeans into your boots (when you are going for that look. But in general, I find them unattractive on MOST women (not just plus sized).
- Skinny jeans accentuate how skinny our ankles are. Therefore, by comparison, they make our thighs, hips and butt look wider. This effect is FAR worse on plus-sized women, as skinny jeans accentuate the difference and angles in ways that aren’t flattering. (Don’t believe me? Take a look at these Orange jeans and tell me you think they are enhancing her figure –> )
- They accentuate cellulite and flab on our thighs, usually by clingy there. See picture –>
- They bunch up and wrinkle oddly around our knees – adding another set of horizontal lines that breaks up the nice vertical one that our jeans could have. <– See picture –>
- They cling to our calves <– See picture –>
- They bunch up around our ankles <– See picture –>
- By adding in all those curves to match our legs, they break the nice flowing line from the hip that a good pair of jeans gives us. That line lengthens the leg and makes us look taller, thinner AND more put together.
- They look casual under EVERY circumstance.
- Many women wear them too tight, so camel-toe is rampent.
Jeggings are just extra tight skinny jeans. Suffice it to say that Jeggings take every sin of skinny jeans and make them worse, usually in a lighter weight fabric that subtracts the control that some skinny jeans provide.
Ankle jeans (also boyfriend jeans rolled up above the ankle and other such styles) were some bright bulbs idea of how to deal with the fact that proper length skinny jeans have a tendency to bunch up around the ankles. Notice how the pair to the left clink and create curves in bad places, make her ankles look crazy small and proportionately make everything else look bigger. This is a MODEL.
However the glory of a proper length jean is that it makes your legs look longer, and ankle jeans do just the opposite; they cut you off a few inches too short. I wouldn’t mention these abominations if my beloved J.Jill weren’t so fond of them. It’s important to check the length on their pants.
My biggest problem with ALL of these trends, however, is how hard they have made it to find a pair of bootcut jeans. Particularly a pair of COLORED bootcut jeans. Manufacturers are churning out every new trend in skinny cuts rather than making them available to those of us who like something else.
And often, that is my biggest problem with trends. They can take over the market and leave those of us who prefer something else completely out in the cold.
(I didn’t want to be mean to real women (although it isn’t hard to find examples), so these pictures are from vendor sites. I’ve always had a rule that if it doesn’t look good on the model, it probably won’t look good on me. These pictures bear that out.)